Intestines.

Proper postings are going to be slightly suspended until I am better.  This whatever I’ve got has given me the most painful intestines.  Have you ever wished when there was a bit of you all wrong, you could just leave it in a box at the docs to get better without involving the rest of you?

A friend is telling me her doc says it’s viral in the UK, which is what my doc said when I rang up.  If this is so, symptoms are: frequent fluid bathroom trips, accompanied by shouted prayers and eyes like a panda if you let the liquid intake drop.

I am strong, I’ve been working out for ten years, and this has really got to me, in the words of the Kinks: Yeah you’ve really got me going, you’ve got me so I can’t sleep at night, oh yeah. So I would suggest you take precautions.  Get hold of one of those antibacterial hand gel bottles we were all carrying at the height of swine flu and use it.

Normal service will be resumed when I’m back to normal, keep checking back and don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine.  Heck I’m married to the man who solved the riddle of Legionnaires Disease, he’s already brought me chocolate buttons back from the supermarket without being asked, so he can tell I’m not well; if I fell over properly, I have every confidence he would take action.  I’ll just make sure, if I fall over, I do it on top of the TV remote control so he notices sooner, rather than when I’ve actually gone mouldy and it’ll be fine.

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