Wele for sayle.
Noe carefool owners atte alle
naught to fyve balls of flakks in a cuple of daies.
Lowwe mayntayn ens. Itte will juste gowe rownd and rownd and rownd, spinning. Itte is a spiining wele. Itte sayves werk. Itte sayves mutch werk.
Owk seet and dashbord, oke wele and treddle, oke spindle on iron pole, toppe spek, wille goe menny miles of thredd.
4 (fore) groats, can be splitt into 2(too) paiments iff you do not runne away.
Bye befor enny wun els byes itte!