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’Uge.

OOh I am so ’ungry.  I am. I have been the localised Oprah Winfrey of weight loss forever. I am half Italian, as I discovered just before my mother died, when she told me by mistake.  She was a controller … Continue reading

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Die fart with a vegetable.

Silence, a dark street.  We hear the sounds of panting, a heart banging and the urgent beating of running feet. The hero flashes on to the screen.  He is middle aged, thickish round the middle and clad in jogging bottoms … Continue reading

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