{"id":83,"date":"2009-12-30T00:03:39","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T00:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.janelaverick.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2009-12-30T00:03:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T00:03:39","slug":"roll-up-roll-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.janelaverick.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Roll up, roll up."},"content":{"rendered":"

Coming to a screen near you, very soon \u2013 a theatrical experience!<\/font><\/p>\n

Get your tickets here, all the seats are front row, centre stalls.<\/font><\/p>\n

(This would have been much sooner but it\u2019s quite long to write and proof read and for some reason connected with the time of year, every time I sit down to write people turn up expecting to be fed royally, wined, dined and entertained generally. Goodness knows why, I don\u2019t do it to them.)<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n

Anyway, back soon with proper entertainment, not involving feigning interest in where people went for vacations long gone, or squinting at blurry photos of someone they met on holiday in a dark nightclub or a panoramic view of a bay the name of which no one can remember. <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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