{"id":89,"date":"2010-01-05T17:34:18","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T17:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.janelaverick.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2010-01-05T17:34:18","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T17:34:18","slug":"washu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.janelaverick.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Washu!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I didit predict this whed I was writing the predicshUUUU!  Ash!<\/strong> Sorry, dib I ?  I did\u2019t fidish because I Waaaash! <\/strong>Sorry.<\/font><\/p>\n

Wed, I hobe you cad\u2019t catch thif through the screed, otherwife we\u2019ll both be ad it.  Waaaash!  AAAAAAAAAAsh!   <\/strong>Ad dow it\u2019s sdowing.  Thick sdow.  I took three bags of tiii\u2026. iiii\u2026\u2026.iiSHU!  <\/strong>Scuse be, out to the dustbid ad I got sdowed od.  With sdow. <\/font><\/p>\n

I ate the rotted widter.  I ate it.<\/font><\/p>\n

WWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaSH!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ergh.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019b dot a code. I dot thif code from the web badager who whooshu! Ashoo!  Wishoo!  \u2018Scuse be, had a code ad dow I\u2019b dot a code waaaaashUUUUU!  Sorry, tishu, ashu! I didit predict this whed I was writing the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-parrot-has-landed","tag-atishoo"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t