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Tag Archives: humour
Digging for rhymes.
Alexander PopeWent to buy some ropeThe shop was closed,“Would that I’d knowsedI’ll have to use string, I supposeOr else, give up all hope.” Pope Xander AWent to buy some hayThe empty barnWas huge and warmHe snored inside it until dawnAnd … Continue reading
Housewives Real Treasure–New Year edition.
Angelica here! May I be the first to wish you a Happy New Year. Here at HRT we are very excited by the donation of a camera phone. Jackie Biscuit, our cookery editor is still in Dubai, but her teenage … Continue reading
A Monday morning in midwinter.
Walking Charlie the cockerpoo in the park,John is dancing to get warm in the dark,He taps away his chills in code,Fleet of foot and pointy toed.Freezing breezes fluff his hair,He hopes he looks like Fred Astaire. Further over, on the … Continue reading
Housewives Real Treasure–Easter edition.
Welcome reader to the HRT Easter edition. Angelica, your editor here. First a little notelet of warning, you may be a tad late getting your copy as our usual distributor is embroiled in the current van driver’s dispute and won’t … Continue reading
Housewives Real Treasure. Late December Edition.
Hello Readers! Angelica, your Editor here! My Goodness! What a packed fortnight it has been! Next issue will be the Christmas Edition! How quickly it comes round! It seems like only twelve months since we were telling you what to … Continue reading
Thick knickers
Welcome to a new category- astronomy. At the outset, outside (of which more, shortly) let me be crystal clear. This is not the one where if it is your birthday today you are a Libra and the forecast is for … Continue reading
The technology of yesteryear…….
ends up donated. If you have ever considered yourself to be ever so slightly past it, please be consoled. You cannot possibly be more past it than passed-on technology. How capacious is your drawer of music cassettes? Do you still … Continue reading
Unto man the creator gifted creativity and suggested he create; unto his five-year old, the devil gave three pots of micro-fine glitter in different colours and suggested she mix them. By sprinkling.
Glitter is actually another element in the Periodic table but no one has mentioned it, for fear of reprisals. The maths of glitter is terrifying. Glitter is so cost effective as a decoration, it confounds accountants because it has a … Continue reading
Seasonal lagging.
Before we get started, I would like to clear up any misapprehensions concerning the title. Much as I love Australia and assorted rellies therein, this is not a timely warning about getting up in the loft and wrapping bandages round … Continue reading
Sharp
How much do you love your writing instruments? That bad hmm? Join the club. I’ve been trying to have a clear out, it’s been going on for days. I have huge numbers of writing instruments, despite the fact that the … Continue reading